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Edinburgh Students Cafe - Flat for rent, Flatmate, used book, used stuff, sell online, accomodation: Fun/Humor
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Anonymous writes "Want a cup of coffee? Click here"
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Humor: Build a better Bush
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Anonymous writes "Go here!"
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Humor: PRAYER SAID BEFORE FINALS
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billy writes "Now I Lay Me
Down to Study,
I Pray the Lord I
Won't Go Nutty.
If I Should Fail to
Learn this Junk,
I Pray the Lord
I Will Not Flunk."
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Humor: I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PASS
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billy writes "A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
"
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Humor: How Many Students Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
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* Glasgow Uni - Seventy-six - one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold counter protest.
* Strathclyde - Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.....
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Posted by Poster on Friday, June 04 @ 14:23:20 PDT (840 reads)
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